Placing the Toilet Paper on the Back of the Toilet Seat and 364 More Indicators of Extreme Laziness

Let’s face it: we live in a state of extreme laziness, perpetuated by a burgeoning advancement in technology and a positively apocalyptic excess of leisure. In the next 365 days, I’m going to take you deeper into the realm of the sloth than you’ve ever been before. I’m going to expose the garbage pile-uppers, the corner-cutters, the calculator-abusers; fry the couch potato, spur the idle-minded, and force the ablutophobic to come clean. I’ll even whip the amorphous into shape. I’ll play a lot of WII and go a full day without sitting, embarass friends, co-workers, and family members–then absolve myself of all responsibility–make enemies of strangers, pick fights with surly exercise machines, and go twenty-four hours without the use of my hands. And I’ll do it all for myself (but say it’s for you). So, keep reading because you too might be guilty of placing the toilet paper on the back of the toilet seat or any one of the other 364 more indictors of extreme laziness discussed inside. My name is Justin VW and welcome to my life of indolence.