Day 10:
The poll for the number of people who like Mike from Jersey Shore is still dead frozen at one — just Mike. Which, in Jersey Shore parlance, we call that a funny situation.
On a sad related note: tonight is the last night of my favorite T.V. show and I could hardly be more unprepared. The cabinets are devoid of popcorn. No balloons or farewell cake. I am permanently doomed to the perpetual vacuum of the Jersey Shore-less nine o’clock time slot and I didn’t even have an adequate sendoff. Travesty is the only word that comes to mind.
Case #11 – On a happier — much more unrelated — note, I was on my way down the stairs this morning when I stepped on the polka-dot sleeve of one of Mallory’s silk dress shirts, lost my footing, was thrust into the air like a cartoon character who has stepped on a banana peel, and landed square on my back. Why is this a happy note? you might ask. Call it the upside of pessimism, but I think I have today’s blog.
Indicator of Extreme Laziness # 14 – clothes strewn about the room
Take that, Mallory! This is for not letting me outsource my blog to India.
Now we are 1 – 1
01/23/2010 at 9:18 pm
When does this Mallory person get her own blog? It would be intriguing to see her thoughts on your laziness. By the way, your blog is extemely entertaining and should be read by the whole of humanity. God knows most people exhibit your indicators of laziness.