Day 7:
My girlfriend, Mallory, brought me home a book from the public library today. Yeah thanks, like I’ll actually read it. Mallory’s books are usually of the ludicrously soporific variety, like what Rip Van Winkle might have read just before he nodded off: fitness books, Mastering the Fine Art of Decoupaging, and the autobiographies of obscure celebrities.
Case #8 – I asked her if the book she was holding happened to come in a convenient CD format, which brings us to…
Indicator of Extreme Laziness #9 – opting for books on CD over books on paper
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01/20/2010 at 11:40 pm
well this delights me not only because I would love to see you finish something you started but also because I think Mallory is awesome and it’s a great way to prove to her you are ready for marriage. good luck as always I have faith you will be able to accomplish this very worthwile cause. love mom
01/21/2010 at 9:40 pm
funny thing happened . I was at work and I faxed something it came back as an error. I had already filed back the paper. I thought about re-faxing the same paper that had error written on it then I thought that is unprofessionl and I laughed thinking boy was that a case for extreme lazziness. mom
01/22/2010 at 8:54 pm
look! can you blame the invisible man if you didn’t see him? Is any job half done? Actually how far is half, of immeasurable or intangible items? You got the right attitude! L-A-Z-Y is just a slang work like aint that became popular enough to be recognized by Webster. What the fuck is a lazy boy chair? Isn’t it a recliner? Does recline actually mean lazy? Ponder these thoughts. Is anyone really lazy?
Get to work on your next book, you reclining son-of-a-bitch!